OK you two, be nice.

Good Lord, what does it say about our country if/when "Trayvoning" becomes a thing?

Some cultures prize sharknadong as an aphrodisiac.

Wait…so THAT'S why Shartnado is always wearing diapers!  I just thought he had a fetish.

Mississippi:  Go Figure!

SAND!  Ugh!! Don't get me started!

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus :  You'd have to ask some of the babies who attend her shows.

Live sound is such a tough thing, especially outside.  It's very possible to be off to the side of the main speakers and have the volume be very acceptable (if you have that option), but if you're stuck in front somewhere where you're getting the full force of the speakers then no way, too loud.

Dude, those 5 year olds were tripping so hard they wouldn't have noticed anyway.

Yeah my dad listened to country, easy listening and bagpipes, and that's it.  That's why I'm so into easy listening, I guess.

Yeah, our kids were in the 4-5 range for kids movies.  Taking kids to a kids movie is open season for all sorts of inappropriate behavior, but everyone's doing it pretty much.

What?  A two year old won instead of Beyonce?  Aw man, now Mtv is just messing with her on purpose!

So then is my mechanic always saying my car needs a sex change?

What if her operation was actually to cure laser beams from shooting out of her eyes and she'd already accidentally killed thousands of people?

DONUT?

Owen Wilson:  *whistles theme from The Andy Griffith Show*

Does that mean you wear a red haired wig for six months?

Yo mamma is such a fat sharknado that even Whalenado looks at her and says "damn!".

Hence the rat-tails and the constantly questioning, petulant manner we all possess.

A Talking Sharnado?