There's all that blah blah blah above the comments.  I always just assumed it was a legal disclaimer of some sort.

Well, if anyone gets thirsty or needs a snack during the act it's all right there.

Bravo Dabo!  I would like this 100x if I could.

All manner of oils, lubes and flavorings.

Wow, that actually sounds cool!

Oddly enough, Lee Harvey was known as "the funny one" in the family.  If could've evaded capture for just a few more minutes his whole gag would've been revealed.  It was just a goof!

I think his point - a very funny point, but also very subtle and understated - is that the locations, setups and dialogue are so bad or bland they feel like the perfunctory "plot" between  sex scenes in porn.   Maybe you get that, but I just thought I'd put in my 2 cents.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus :  Ah…yeah.    Well, there it is.

It's a wonderful restaurant!

Except that Hunter S. Thompson was entirely awesome and is not.

The turtle reminds her of Billy.

There was a joke?

It would be like a less coherent version of the Star Wars Christmas Special!

"If the turtle don't fit, you must acquit!"

There might be, but YOU try to understand what Keith is saying.

What's the difference, do tortoises have a useless appendage beneath them?

Turtle:  I'd much rather be wallowing in my own filth.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus :  Exactly.  There's a big difference between speaking up when you see something "wrong" happening and just being a loudmouth, entitled jerk.

*shurps*

I find it interesting that in this reviewers eyes "a girl" would just unconditionally love Hello Kitty lighters with no caveat that she should be a smoker.  But a "gay"?  Well, obviously they'd need to be a smoker.