*runs into thread from great distance, other posters watching as I slowly get closer and closer"

This kind of post reminds me that we here at the AV Club may have common pop culture touchstones, but we also diverge in some ways very greatly.

They're so "European" over there!

Dorne you glad she's from Westeros?

Mmmm…this thread is good breakfast reading.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus :  The baby toe…"roast beef"?

This cream…did it come from mixed-race cows?

" Yo I'm Glenn Beck and I'm here to say…"

Beck.  Oddly he insisted on shouting racial epithets the entire time the bears were at him.

Yeah, that was wicked reh-tahded.

That could be a zesty, natural experience.

Or there's this motion…*chucks ipad into the lake*.

Cops come and try to snatch my crops

When they could've just borrowed a feeling…

Only for adults.  Remember, the movie series where the main character slaughters "younglings" is…you know…for kids!

@avclub-615a666e6472b587f63193032da45961:disqus :  I like the cut of your jib, sir!

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus :  Done!

And stop calling him Shirley!

I ran out of breath while typing.

Sounds like we need a musical to sort this one out!