"people dressed as cats dance around a giant tire and then go to heaven."

"I find spiders reVOLTing!"
   -Electro

Hulk's bills for stretchy purple pants must be incredible!

@OldeFortran77:disqus :  Edit, my man!  Edit!

When you love what you do can you really call it "work"?

Or there's an Alien facehugger about to drop onto her and she's all "whatever".

And…

I was once involved in a "DP embarrassment", but I don't want to talk about it.

Who…her?

If they limit it initially to fingers and toes this could be a tent-pole franchise!

You see where there was only one set of high-heel prints in the sand?  That's where Franco in drag was carrying me.

Well, @BackFromTheGulag:disqus , have you learned your lesson about badmouthing Taylor Swift?

To be fair, even Renee Zelweiger confuses herself for other people because her eyes are just tiny slits.

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus :  Dude, that shirt is so cool!  I've got a macrobiotic burrito I'll trade for it!

I'm furious with my kids for holding out on me regarding their frequent dating!

@avclub-cd69510f4a69bc0ef6ba504331b9d546:disqus :  Really, almost any other site than here gives me that feeling.  CNN?  Yahoo?  Huffington Post? etc.  It doesn't matter if it's sports, politics, entertainment, whatever.

I only have a quart'penny…is that ok?

@avclub-e2e5a2b50da03a9ddf60898ebb20ebf4:disqus :  I know, they're always trying to screw ya!

And not necessarily in that order.

Often found at the bottoms of lakes.