Yup.  Coherent plot, abandonment of christian over/undertones, adults instead of teenagers, Giant monsters that follow 'a guy-in-a-rubber-suit' aesthetic vs a 'cracked out japanese animator'.

Yup.  Coherent plot, abandonment of christian over/undertones, adults instead of teenagers, Giant monsters that follow 'a guy-in-a-rubber-suit' aesthetic vs a 'cracked out japanese animator'.

"The Gang Puts the Apocalypse on Hold"

"The Gang Puts the Apocalypse on Hold"

I'd almost prefer that voice be replaced by Simmon's doing a Cave Johnson-esque mad scientist who decided that giant monster-fighting robots were the wave of the future.

I'd almost prefer that voice be replaced by Simmon's doing a Cave Johnson-esque mad scientist who decided that giant monster-fighting robots were the wave of the future.

cyborg farts in a movie with giant cyborgs…?

cyborg farts in a movie with giant cyborgs…?

I'm happy enough with the fists, but if they bring rocket kicks to the table?  Hot damn, auto-Oscar for this one.

I'm happy enough with the fists, but if they bring rocket kicks to the table?  Hot damn, auto-Oscar for this one.

A giant monster gets punched by a giant robot with a ROCKET-POWERED FIST.

A giant monster gets punched by a giant robot with a ROCKET-POWERED FIST.

/rimshot

/rimshot

I remember I bought Garage, Inc. at a Walmart as a young, naive and foolish Tyrannosaurus.

I remember I bought Garage, Inc. at a Walmart as a young, naive and foolish Tyrannosaurus.

Well, at least someone is guarenteed to enjoy Snyder's Man of Steel movie…

Well, at least someone is guarenteed to enjoy Snyder's Man of Steel movie…

Eli's Coming…

Eli's Coming…