Glen's got something to saa-aay:  He thinks Hugh Jackman is Gay
But it doesn't matter much to me, I thought he was dead. 

Glen's got something to saa-aay:  He thinks Hugh Jackman is Gay
But it doesn't matter much to me, I thought he was dead. 

You'll have to excuse my friend.  He's *dead* tired.

They are promoting the CRAP out of this movie.

Challenge Accepted:

That line reading had me laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my face.  Like most of this episode.

I recall a Scrubs episode where she did a demure German serving-wench accent (her words, I think) and it broke my brain.

Ron Swanson 2012.  Our politicians lack essential facial hair and gravitas.

Alternate ending:  All government officials resign in scandal, Ron Swanson appointed mayor for life, SicSemperTyrannosaurus moves to fictional TV town to live in potential paradise.

"This commentor may be wiser than the singer of the songs, because a shorter title will serve you more than one overly long."

Couldn't he have killed Matthew McConaughy and left Shirley MacLaine to feel however she wanted to feel about the whole thing?

This bothered me.  I mean, it was cool.  But Hawkeye is not Bulls-Eye.