we should all be so lucky on our luck checks.

I want to like this so much more than I actually can.

Pipe down, Evans, it's just a diving watch!

actually because there was already a Davin S Cohen in one of the various guilds he had to be in

God, I hope not. that would be insane.

this is such a specific reference to a localized advertising campaign from my childhood. It kind of blows my mind.

he's a really hands-on director! …he just never washes his hands

his fingerprints are visible in this trailer. especially in the action sequence that showed him running down the gun, like the test footage that Wright made.

he has the Robe Lowe agelessness powers too.

and how!

just like pre-school all over again.

it took me two tries to read this. and about a minute to stop from giggling. well done.

that guy deals some tasty crab juice

I purchased a copy of this audio book (on CD! remember that shit?)for my lady this Christmas because we both love this bit so much.

I was in a fucking awful mood today until I read this and watched the video.

God, that reference would be obscure on any other website.

MY TINNITUS!

There was an entire extended trip for high school marching band, back in the day, that was devoted to little more than forcing this quote into pretty much every conversation.

IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT

Hammond's cane from Jurassic Park.