I would've thought he was slapping some other comically oversized thing against the wall as well.

Rob Schneider was…busy? HAHAHAHAhahahaha whoooo. Heh.

Let's mosh to some trashBach, bitches!

Rachmaninoff
Evgeny Kissin will be kicking off the Warped Tour with the Prelude in C-Sharp Minor in 2012.

WHERE'S THE PHONE THE PHONE WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE!

"Marty McFly…jammed on some Black Flag"
I totally agree on you with the deliberate use of Huey Lewis to capture 1985, but holy shit would Back to the Future have had a totally different vibe if Marty had been rocking out a cover of "My War."

I'm pretty sure that Quaid wasn't acting in that movie, they just gave him a beer and filmed what happened.

Then you have more self-control than I.

"Is there anyone here who HASN'T slept together?"
It's like your first day working in a restaurant. Makes you want to graph out the love connections.

Conan the Librarian
Or, really, anything from UHF.

And now they're stepping it up a notch with a dose of Trejo.

FRAKES!

Santos, our kickers just kicked. Yeah, they shouldn't have been treated like shit, but while we practiced and ran around and hit each other in 100 degree heat for 3 hours, they would just go and quietly kick the ball.

KICKER!
On my teams, the kicker was never referred to by name, only by position.

Where the fuck is Frakes? Shouldn't he and Chartex be posting about now?

'Batman's trippin"

Doesn't matter. This shit's hilarious.

Let's look at is this way: Picard's mind was taken captive by the alien Borg, and they turned him into what could arguably be called his ultimate goal as a captain: efficient, capable, and in complete communion with his crew.

Yeah. I almost wish the bookends had been Picard dropping from the energy beam, and at the end of the show have him wake up, followed by the scene where he gets the flute.

First couple seasons of DS9 can be rough.