Fuck, that last line of the newswire was good.

I hear The Franco sympathized with the Nazis during WWII, but he was too chickenshit to join their side.

My first experience as a groomsman was when I was 20, and for about 7 years I could expect that each summer would be chock full of that kind of shit.

Mayo can help with dryness.

What obviousness will he teach us next?
Pale pasty documentarians should never strip nude. Ever. Especially not for advertisements for their shitty movie that makes bank off of endorsements by deriding advertisements and endorsements.

The Prophecy was based on Gothic Christianity (to some extent) and was a ripping good time. I have high hopes for Priest.

His loss. If he doesn't want to listen to and appreciate any of the good music made in the last 3 decades, then no one suffers but him.

Next time I'm going back to Boston, I'm actually going to Kowloon's in Saugus. That's a tourist hotspot.

Boston is too easy right now,
and summers there can suck. And you can see for yourself how ridiculous a carchase in Charlestown a la The Town in would be.

…which means he'll be around indefinitely, keefka. We just need to get him addicted to jet.

Cardigans are the new leather jackets.

Can you write anything better than the lines at 2:10?