Yer mixin' Star Wars and Star Trek references.

I live in the land of another Big Boy franchise, Frisch's Big Boy (Cincinnati, Ohio metro area), and they're…not bad. It's to-go fare wrapped in an eat-in experience, but a lot of it is pretty good. They do have a knack for hiring waitstaff that is either excellent or terrible—nothing in-between.

*gasp* His name's like my name!

*gasp* His name's like my name!

As a reformed Nirvana trader, I'll just say what I always thought about the whole matter…

Actually, different song, different name. I remember during the heyday of Nirvana bootleg trading when that was a major point of contention amongst traders. Sappy and Verse Chorus Verse are entirely different songs.

Andy,

Cats are a sign of nobility in ancient Egypt.

-Gilligan here says we should keep all of our money in IRAs.
—Please, sir, it's "Ira."
-Right, sorry. Gilligan says we should keep all of our money in Iras.

Every episode thus far has been great, but the one with the teacher vs. his students who stole his Ernie from Sesame Street figure was gold. "Someone is breaking into my house…it is my birthday…it must be my friends!"

Nice guy!
My wife is a manager at a Red Lobster here in Cincinnati—one Bootsy and his wife frequent on occasion. He's a really nice guy and great to talk to. My wife said his wife usually dresses even more flamboyantly than he does. They also leave great tips, regardless of the service they get.

Pretty soon they'll have us all laying lines for the Japanese puff-puufs!

I've been to a rodeo too.
It was a cat rodeo in a gay guy's apartment.

-Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy…Surly!
—Sorry, Surly.
-Shut up.

No, you're gonna take these fries, and you're gonna pay for them.
In life I was your partner. Now I'm some dead guy with cool chains. Huh-huh-huh-huh.

It's shot in 24p (film frame rate) instead of 30i (the standard for video/live television).

The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!

If only we'd listened to that young man, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.

The pretty much disproved the water filter idea on MythBusters.

This news makes me so excited…
…I could suck-start a leafblower!