This avatar battle is better than the battle in Avatar.

As you wish.

When did historical re-enactors get bumped up the ladder?

Hey, at least all the nuclear waste we've been storing on the moon didn't blow up and knock the thing out of orbit eleven years ago, so we still have that going for us.

Shame when folks'll be throwin' out a perfectly good white boy like that.

In college, we had the Max Headroom Coke 12-pack Halloween mask on a Michael Jackson "Bad" poster. The two fit together well.

CD compilation fight!

IMAX and 3D, neither of which apply to Grown Ups, thank god.

What a cock-up.

Hmm… kinda gamey.

And the first Tron wasn't disappointing. Where do you get this stuff?

I live in California, so I'm ineligible to be a franchisee anyway.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/ho…

I had no idea what the fuck Kirk was talking about either. But it's not like we don't have access to the internet or anything.

Wait, wait, wait… was someone disparaging the lucky clover episode? This nerd CAN'T LET THAT STAND.

Gilligan's Planet?

Also responsible for a generation of kids sounding like idiots when writing history papers: Linkin Park.

I don't think that's even a gravy boat.

The box office failure of Amadeus killed off any prospects.

30Rock.