@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus That note at the end, “You are Bart Simpson.” always tears me up a little.

FUCKING PUMPERNICKEL?! WHO MAKES FUCKING PUMPERNICKEL TOAST?!!

Knowledgable clerks choose Clarkson.

CDNow was my first toe in the water too. An import by Lick the Tins and a Prince Buster CD. Not too long after that came Djangos and Not Lame (both also now defunct).

Maybe without the spaces in the filename.

Learned what a "budoir" was?

I'll have to watch Killer App a third time to see what my damage is. I've stood in line for my share of Apple releases, and I enjoyed the ep just fine. Far more than I did "Katz" (and I have two of those too).

Dammit. Just when I was happy that the endings weren't getting cut off, I find out the beginning is missing.

When I first saw it on screen, I thought it was "Extra-Loud Honkers," which made me laugh more than the actual title.

"Stop, or My Mom Will Shit!"

C.H.O.M.P.S. was running on Encore a year or two ago. I hadn't seen it since I was a child. There's a musical theme that's played every damn time the dog tears off in slow motion. By the end of the movie, you'll want to put your fist through the screen.

Growing up, we had "Herman" in the classified section. There's another single-paneller that'd be in there on a different page, but I forget which.

I prefer the imagery of "smoking crate of cynicism."

These both made me l out l.

Yeah, I hear ya, Cannibal.

…and without all the URL cruft for a much larger version.

Bored by Fargo?

"I HATE BOTTLES"

Nobody misses the Mayor's Aide.

Your pizza is just meat and no tomato sauce? That's not a pizza, that's a calzone.