Everyone below this post… we're cool, right?

Avoid the abnormal Rockwell brains unless your idea of a good Thanksgiving is Frankenstein carving up your guests.

Jem: The Movie

The online chart that tracks my pathological Coke Zero addiction is titled "Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads".

I wonder which movie the 20th Anniversary release of Good Luck Chuck will be used to pimp?

Space Chimps Camp has an open bar. It's worth the wait.

Doses rapidly approaching zero.

I'm singing!
Unless unicode characters get stripped, in which case I'm not.

Contrary to the cover's labeling, the center woman pictured is not Lindsay Lohan.

Plate'a shrimp.

More mascara!
Yes, I know the Bugs shot is from him playing a hairdresser, but Pepe, Elmer, and Daffy also look seriously female.

I wouldn't call it a Chuck Jones rip off either, since I liked Presto.

The jones for Jones
I'll never understand the admiration for Chuck Jones. He diminished every classic character that he touched.

Fortunately, kids' tastes in movies tend to improve over time, so young miss Digby may come to appreciate Ratatouille one day.

Eddie Murphy in "Holy Man".

I am both eagerly awaiting and fearing with a growing dread the US version of Life on Mars.

Things that type, but shouldn't.

I bought the DVD as a result of that original AV Club review. Money well spent.

Bono, Harry Caray, Yoko Ono, Tim Burton…
I feel bad for people who have chosen "trademark eyeglasses".

"Sick: The Life And Death Of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist"