"THE SHIT GETS OLD"

Can I get Extenz for my Wii?

thesaurus.com
"[…] Tom Cruise escorts his family through the devastation of an America in the midst of a devastating alien attack."

Hey, the moment of "And the winner is David…" *** Delete recording / Don't delete recording *** prompted the only laugh-out-loud moment of the entire 10 minutes spent fast-forwarding through the spectacle.

I did like it at the very end when Joe went to toss his hat with a flourish and winged it straight up into the overhanging roof above the group.

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That's a nice set of bookends there
"Once I got over being outraged at the show's smug, misogynist presentation of four supposedly homely girls (don't get me started), […]

Yes, but in which direction?

Someday, somebody will invent an archive media for movies such that people will be able to view movies that were released two (or more!) years before they were born. One can dream.

"No spoilers above the fold" is a good rule.

Ding?

Yes, but this was the first time I did it inside the show, hopping over the "sneak peek" of the movie.

Going to the premiere?
I thought that Leticia and Matt just picked a couple to go out for a night on the town and the movie premiere was something only the two of them would be doing later.

'"Cherries for Change"? Really?' Really?
I thought that throwing "Really?" after a statement had already found its way to the "Unbearable" side of the scale.

Or the extended spell hanging out in front of Sephora.

Cartoon "great" Chuck Jones
That "Raggedy Ann And Andy In The Great Santa Claus Caper" didn't become a classic and the Grinch *did* should tell you that the latter's success was more due to Seuss' story and the music than to eyebrow-fetishist Chuck Jones' direction.

"Hope Floats"?

Don't use yellow in a logo on a silver background
I can't look at the label without seeing "Coke pus"

Pause for Peeve
"[insert shot of man doing something immasculating (sp?)]"

And more bad movie music
"It's like if you were watching "Quest for Fire" and Rae Dawn Chong started, I don't know, playing the accordion or something."