I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Joke's on you – they already did that years ago and no one noticed.

Hey!

One of those was from me.

I think I've told my Boogie Nights story before, but here it goes again…
In high school I used to watch a lot of movies at my friend Kevin's house – their basement rec room was his dad's sanctuary but as long as there wasn't a hockey game on he'd watch dumb comedies or ultraviolent action movies with us (he was a…

Holy shit, I gotta find a trampoline and call my sister. I've been wasting my life over here.

I only discovered everybody else did that too when one of my friends in high school mentioned that he'd been "flipping through channels" the previous night and just happened to notice that the pay per view porn channel was briefly unscrambled.

Heh. I still remember the day in 4th grade when one of my classmates secretly brought his dad's copy of Pet Sematary to school so he could show us all the page where he found the word "fuck".

Yeah, my friends and I (college-aged when it came out) tried to like Babe ironically – we fried up a pound of bacon and made some thick-ass BLTs, cracked a few beers and sat down to watch it and feel like manly men laughing at a movie about a talking pig.

Hell, I'm a 37 year old man and I kind of like Arthur. If my three year old is going to be watching kids' programming I gently nudge her towards that one over most other shit.
I saw a pretty good one a few weeks ago where each of the kids was imagining their own story in the style of their favourite TV shows and there…

Hahahahaha… I was actually banned from watching Three Stooges for awhile too because I wouldn't stop doing that among other things ("Moe, Larry, cheese! Moe, Larry, cheese!").

Oh c'mon. I mean, she's skinny, but not that skinny.

They could have the two top NFL teams play a game during the marching band championship halftime show!

Oh man, there's a school bus stop that serves 4 apartment buildings and a couple of townhouse complexes right around the corner from my house and I have to base my entire getting out of the house routine on not getting stuck behind that fucking thing. If I'm not in my car by 7:45 I might as well wait until 8:15…

Now come on. He doesn't have a crack "habit". He just tried it once because he was really drunk.

Thing is, I don't think they're trying. That's just his face.

My wife and daughter made pumpkin cookies last week and there was some left over purée so I made pumpkin pancakes on the weekend, and holy shit were they good.

Too lazy to link anywhere else, but my avatar is still in costume.
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As someone who barely watches any TV now but used to watch a whole motherfucking lot, those were the only articles I had anything to say about!

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