I've made the argument before that Destroy-Oh-Boy! is the best album of the '90s and I've only been half-joking

I'll bring the double-doubles and a 100-pack of Timbits

He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!

This is true, but the same could be said about most products sold in a larger size format – the price per unit is gonna be lower the more you buy

Every store I’ve ever been in that sold milk by the bag also sold 1L and 2L cartons (and sometimes 500mL) so it’s pretty easy to buy less than 4L of milk at a time

I know I’ve told this story around here before but I once saw a hobo outside my local grocery store on a hot summer day shotgunning a bag of milk. He looked so happy!

Not sure about the rest of the province, but when the bags were introduced in the Toronto area we didn't have a recycling program yet so the cartons and plastic jugs were all going to landfill.
Once the Blue Box was introduced it became less of an issue but by that time we all had the little pitcher and the snippy…

If you’re implying Jerry Only would sully the Misfits name by calling any random gang of musicians he could convince to perform with him “The Misfits” in order to make a quick buck, well, allow me to say I’m shocked.

Crazy. I just remember there being a big deal in '95 or '96 when they "reunited" (without Danzig, of course) so I kinda thought the name was tied up in court or something before then.

Were there Misfits in 1992?

I’m a little more charitable in that I’d give Destroyer THREE good songs – “Detroit Rock City”, “Shout It Out Loud” and “King of the Night Time World” – but agree the rest is trash

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Oh man, the part that always gets me is when he gets stuck in the chimney. Just the way his body starts to get ahead of his feet and he gets all bunched up…. I still gotta leave the room when I know that bit is coming

Have you guys ever installed a new toilet? Once the new one is in there you’re going to learn to live with its faults just to avoid ever having to fucking do that again.

I had a friend in college who somehow ended up in a war of passive aggression-bordering-on-outright-aggression with his roommates who spent several months taking Polaroids of all his shits and hiding them around the house for his roommates to find.

Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her GOT IT ON

Fortunately, that Veronica Vaughn is still one hot piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

Was that at the Opera House back in the mid/late '90s?

If you're playing any of these songs (other than "Beat It") your party's already ruined

They never topped that first album though