Surprised to not see a mention of "Hey Ya!" yet… that's got to be the defining song of the '00s.

@avclub-e9f4bab0a3f1a98c3a38e25de94f37bd:disqus likes his chicken spicy.

Hey, it doesn't get much more pimpin'-er than Mark Messier.

I share a birthday (right down to the year!) with one Freddie Prinze Jr.

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus Ahem… I believe as the toy gets more and more deranged and out of control he shortens his spiel to the version I posted.

@michaelsemeniuk:disqus As a guy with a Herman Munster avatar, even I'm gonna pick Morticia hands* down.
 
 
 
* "Thank you, Thing"

If you know what I mean / Keep your Animal cleeeaaaan!

I'm a big fan of "cunt-scab". Not only is it absolutely disgusting, it's also got lots of those nice, hard consonants that make a curse word extra-satisfying.
Try it out – I'm sure you'll love it too!

I watched a couple of episodes on Youtube with my kid recently and got a few genuine chuckles out of it. (And as mentioned above, the amount of copyrighted TV/movie clips was kind of shocking in this day and age).

Transgojobot is on his way and programmed to save the day!

Yeah, I like the guy and generally agree with him politically but I find his topical standup embarrassing. He sounds like a slightly funnier version of 20-year-old me (and I fucking hate that guy).

And charisma.

Heh heh heh… no one ever suspects the butterfly.

But that 7-11 has way better slurpee flavours than the one down the street! Like banana!

I like the plastic bag thing if only because every time we see a bag floating around now I can get a laugh out of my wife by waxing rhapsodic about how beautiful it is.

Despite the fact that I find Pink strangely attractive, I got a laugh out of that too

A) No
B) Punk, I suppose.

Great, now I look like a reading-challenged jackass.

Hey, wait a minute here! Everybody knows Kurt Cobain was left handed! I think this  recently recorded video is a hoax!

I don't know how slowly you read, but Siouxsie and the Banshees have 11 studio albums (of which I currently own zero, but I used to have Peepshow on tape and I know I heard some of the others via my older sister).