Cheap wedding here too… we'd already been living together for about 7 years and owned a house so it was more of a "let's make this thing official" situation.

@avclub-ec26fc2eb2b75aece19c70392dc744c2:disqus I can't think of anything manlier than crushing a martini glass on your forehead

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Y'know, on second thought, maybe that Morrissey fellow was onto something.

My wife hated the LOTR movies (and fantasy in general) but she's even more hooked on the show than me and has already read all five books… so it's apparently possible to hate one and love the other.

Back in high school, one of my friends crashed his dad's car into a tree while getting road head (From his girlfriend. Not his dad.)

There's also the sun. We burn horribly.

@avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus Oh fuck yes. I actually like April Wine and Trooper quite a bit (I just saw April Wine at a free festival in my town last month and they rocked the fucking place) but any CanCon laws that cause Kim fucking Mitchell to be played on my radio are an abomination.

I think Heller just did!

There was also Viserys' creepy "examination" of Danaerys in the very first episode (I can't remember how much it's mentioned in the show, but the Targaryans traditionally married brother to sister) and Theon getting a little handsy with his sister (although in his defense he didn't recognize her) and Craster with his…

I think I was reading them at the same time as the Terry Goodkind books I mentioned above (The Sword of Truth series?) and the two kind of blur together. I think in that one the hero had some kind of dragon monster friend thing that hunted by smearing himself in blood to attract mosquitoes that would then go flush out…

"All You Need is Me" from that album is one of the most hilarious, bad-ass songs of his career.

See, I thought of the light source thing, but that still seems like an idiotic way to hold  a lantern.

The lesson here is "never try".

I liked the part where he was using cabbages as punching bags.

Interesting counterpoint to that is the Harry Potter books which were perfectly scheduled to mature with their audience as they were initially released.

What's that guy trying to do with the sword? I'm trying to think of any reason for someone to hold  a sword like that and I'm coming up blank.

I avoided A Song of Ice and Fire for the longest time because I was confusing it with Wheel of Time and that series by Terry Goodkind that I also gave up on after a few books.

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Yeah,  at some point I realized I was getting stressed out about being stuck in traffic on my way to work and calmed the fuck down. Now a traffic jam on the way home? Fuck that shit.

I like to think they were conjoined twins connected at the eyebrows and when they were separated they each got one.

I don't like the song, but I actually kind of admire that it was so clearly written to be an end-of-the-night anthem. (Although I don't know that it really caught on… other than around the time it was released I don't remember hearing it in any bars at last call).