God damn it, when I was a beaver scout there were NO GIRLS ALLOWED. This is what's wrong with our country today.

His name's not important!

OK, so I have this weird fear of dropping stuff in the toilet (I mean, nobody wants to drop stuff in the toilet, but the idea really stresses me out) so every time I go take a dump I take off my watch and ring and empty out my pockets and pretend I'm Lefty on my way to that final "meeting".

Don't forget Little Rutiger

Fuzzy Dunlop?

"Louder than Bombs" is also a great place to start (at least it worked for teenage punk rock meathead me).

That whole album was an eye-opener and a huge influence for 13 year old me (and I still think it holds up as one of the most accurately teen angsty albums ever recorded) but god damn do I not ever want to hear that song again.

We've really been meaning to have an intervention, you know. Your cat can be quite abusive when he drinks.

See, that sounds more interesting to me because it is out of left field. Who even remembers to hate Barry Manilow in this day and age?

Off the top of my head, her character in Grosse Pointe Blank is the only fictional character I can think of who I'm actually in love with… not just in a "wow, that chick is smoking hot" kind of way, but real, actual feelings that don't originate in my pants.

Not just death scene, but autopsy scene.

Wow. I haven't thought about that show in over 30 years. I vaguely remember watching it but have no idea what it was actually about…

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I knew someone would trot out that old chestnut.

I've always said this world needed more benevolently insane millionaires.

I want to know if "starstuck" is Nathan's typo or from the book, because if that's intentional it's actually borderline clever.

There can be only one!

Yeah, someone reading a book in a public place is a perfect opportunity to strike up a conversation about whatever they're reading.

Or as Elaine Benes put it:

Hand, hand, fingers, thumb.
One thumb, one thumb, drumming on a drum.