If they ever make a live-action Simpsons movie, Moe Szyslak needs to be played by Rich Hall.

If they ever make a live-action Simpsons movie, Moe Szyslak needs to be played by Rich Hall.

Do you have any friends who aren't dead?

Do you have any friends who aren't dead?

I was all set to see my car insurance go down when I hit 25, only to have 9-motherfucking-11 happen shortly beforehand and fuck the insurance industry right the fuck up so instead I got a 45% increase in my rates.

I was all set to see my car insurance go down when I hit 25, only to have 9-motherfucking-11 happen shortly beforehand and fuck the insurance industry right the fuck up so instead I got a 45% increase in my rates.

I kinda think Short Attn Span is legitimately clever

I kinda think Short Attn Span is legitimately clever

My bands were the opposite. We rarely got past the name before getting too drunk to play and preemptively breaking up.

My bands were the opposite. We rarely got past the name before getting too drunk to play and preemptively breaking up.

At the risk of totally monopolizing this thread, how about Drive By Truckers' "Mrs Claus' Kimono"

At the risk of totally monopolizing this thread, how about Drive By Truckers' "Mrs Claus' Kimono"

I actually own that Twisted Sister Christmas album and while it IS awful, it's totally worth it for their version of "O Come All Ye Faithful" done to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" (complete with guitar solo).

I actually own that Twisted Sister Christmas album and while it IS awful, it's totally worth it for their version of "O Come All Ye Faithful" done to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" (complete with guitar solo).

There's also this Sympathy for the Record Industry compilation (in case you're a fan of '90s garage punk sleaze, as I am):

There's also this Sympathy for the Record Industry compilation (in case you're a fan of '90s garage punk sleaze, as I am):

A few years back I stumbled across a Christmas playlist put together by Lux Interior of the Cramps (Who?) with some really great songs, including the awesome "Christmas in Jail" by the Youngsters.

A few years back I stumbled across a Christmas playlist put together by Lux Interior of the Cramps (Who?) with some really great songs, including the awesome "Christmas in Jail" by the Youngsters.

My only problem with that song is that it explicitly tells you Santa Claus is your dad and I now can't listen to it when my kid's around.

My only problem with that song is that it explicitly tells you Santa Claus is your dad and I now can't listen to it when my kid's around.