Never read the book, but the "In Search Of…" episode about it scared the everliving fuck out of me as a kid.

My real-life Stephen King scare came while I was reading the fairly-shitty "Gerald's Game".
In the book (for those lucky enough not to have read it), the heroine is left handcuffed to the bed in a remote cottage after her husband drops dead of a heart attack during some kinky sex gone wrong. I put the book down and…

My real-life Stephen King scare came while I was reading the fairly-shitty "Gerald's Game".
In the book (for those lucky enough not to have read it), the heroine is left handcuffed to the bed in a remote cottage after her husband drops dead of a heart attack during some kinky sex gone wrong. I put the book down and…

And we all know what THAT smells like.

And we all know what THAT smells like.

That picture honestly makes me feel kind of sick to my stomach every time…. i can practically smell the B.O. and urine through my monitor.

That picture honestly makes me feel kind of sick to my stomach every time…. i can practically smell the B.O. and urine through my monitor.

She shoulda Been a Son

She shoulda Been a Son

Holy fuck! It's a giant roly poly bug!

Holy fuck! It's a giant roly poly bug!

Agreed. I like to keep track of who the assholes among us are.

Agreed. I like to keep track of who the assholes among us are.

I googled myself once and found a F-to-M transsexual who looked a lot like me. It was kind of unsettling.

I googled myself once and found a F-to-M transsexual who looked a lot like me. It was kind of unsettling.

I'm going as PBS painter Bob Ross… the only real costume bit is an afro wig (i already have the beard) and I just need to tuck an ordinary collared shirt into dark jeans.
The challenge is that I'm going to prep a canvas and bring paints with me to the party and attempt to complete a landscape painting (complete with…

I'm going as PBS painter Bob Ross… the only real costume bit is an afro wig (i already have the beard) and I just need to tuck an ordinary collared shirt into dark jeans.
The challenge is that I'm going to prep a canvas and bring paints with me to the party and attempt to complete a landscape painting (complete with…

Heh. I didn't realize I liked roast beef until long after i moved out of my parents' house and decided to cook one myself and didn't overcook it.

Heh. I didn't realize I liked roast beef until long after i moved out of my parents' house and decided to cook one myself and didn't overcook it.

Reverse Fashion Thread!
I cleared out about 50% of the clothes in my closet last weekend (lots of stuff I just hadn't worn in a long time and a bunch of things from when I was more of a fatass) so sooner or later I'm going to have to replenish.
At first I was hesitant to throw away some perfectly good clothes, but once…