"Hey! I have a shirt just like that! Oh."

"Hey! I have a shirt just like that! Oh."

Salvador Dali even painted a masturbating Hitler, and we all know how factual his paintings were.

Salvador Dali even painted a masturbating Hitler, and we all know how factual his paintings were.

I'm trying really hard not to be an awful person, but it made me think of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
 
Hoooooooo!

I'm trying really hard not to be an awful person, but it made me think of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
 
Hoooooooo!

Happy Birthday!
May your party be catered by Subway!

I live in a white-ass suburban yuppie town (although I live in the "ghetto" part of this town that actually features *gasp* apartment buildings and *double gasp* lower income families living in said apartment buildings) so I'd be surprised if there weren't actually several competing circus schools here.

I live in a white-ass suburban yuppie town (although I live in the "ghetto" part of this town that actually features *gasp* apartment buildings and *double gasp* lower income families living in said apartment buildings) so I'd be surprised if there weren't actually several competing circus schools here.

With our daughter we often just clear out the living room and make a giant mountain out of couch cushions and let her go to town on those (it helps that we have super-thick-ass carpeting in our living room so it's pretty padded – I suspect that the previous owners just laid down a new carpet directly over the old one,…

With our daughter we often just clear out the living room and make a giant mountain out of couch cushions and let her go to town on those (it helps that we have super-thick-ass carpeting in our living room so it's pretty padded – I suspect that the previous owners just laid down a new carpet directly over the old one,…

Not sure what the options are like where you live, but my wife's been signing our 20-month-old up for whatever free drop-in centre/library programs she can in preparation for the cold weather here… just getting out for an hour or so a day and interacting with other kids seems to wear her the hell out (even more than…

Not sure what the options are like where you live, but my wife's been signing our 20-month-old up for whatever free drop-in centre/library programs she can in preparation for the cold weather here… just getting out for an hour or so a day and interacting with other kids seems to wear her the hell out (even more than…

You've clearly never seen me play tennis.

You've clearly never seen me play tennis.

I've never actually watched Dragon's Den, but apparently my friend's mentally unstable brother in law pitched a terrible idea to them at a recent open audition (or whatever their process is) and he got called back so I may have to start watching to see this guy get ripped apart.

I've never actually watched Dragon's Den, but apparently my friend's mentally unstable brother in law pitched a terrible idea to them at a recent open audition (or whatever their process is) and he got called back so I may have to start watching to see this guy get ripped apart.

The weird thing is that I should have been right in the target demographic for Bad ( i would have been 11 in 1987) and I remember it being a huge hit but all the kids in my school seemed to have completely turned against Jackson.

The weird thing is that I should have been right in the target demographic for Bad ( i would have been 11 in 1987) and I remember it being a huge hit but all the kids in my school seemed to have completely turned against Jackson.

I have to admit I always do the party math where I make sure I'm eating enough food to offset the cost of the beer I'm leaving behind.