I have to admit I always do the party math where I make sure I'm eating enough food to offset the cost of the beer I'm leaving behind.

Up to a certain age that shit is acceptable, but once you graduate from college, yeah, you gotta leave something for the hosts.

Up to a certain age that shit is acceptable, but once you graduate from college, yeah, you gotta leave something for the hosts.

Yeah, that's a shame.

Yeah, that's a shame.

My name is Pelican Brief and I'm a Matlock.

My name is Pelican Brief and I'm a Matlock.

You're my 127th favourite commenter, Claude!

You're my 127th favourite commenter, Claude!

Yep… I have a coworker here who frequently goes home to visit her folks on the Quebec side of the Ottawa River and she always brings back a few of those big-ass bottles of Fin Du Monde and Blanche de Chambly for the rest of us.

Yep… I have a coworker here who frequently goes home to visit her folks on the Quebec side of the Ottawa River and she always brings back a few of those big-ass bottles of Fin Du Monde and Blanche de Chambly for the rest of us.

Super late response, but that reminds me of a horrendous drink called "moose juice" that we used to make when I was in college. It was a 24 of the cheapest beer we could find, a 40 oz of the cheapest gin we could find, four cans of frozen pink lemonade and a bag of ice (we had a special bucket – or "busket" as it was…

Super late response, but that reminds me of a horrendous drink called "moose juice" that we used to make when I was in college. It was a 24 of the cheapest beer we could find, a 40 oz of the cheapest gin we could find, four cans of frozen pink lemonade and a bag of ice (we had a special bucket – or "busket" as it was…

"Capital City" always makes me think of Dancin' Homer's antics in the titular city so it's OK by me.

"Capital City" always makes me think of Dancin' Homer's antics in the titular city so it's OK by me.

I remember one about them bringing out a pig dressed in army fatigues at the end of War Pigs and Ozzy chopping its head off with a sword.

I remember one about them bringing out a pig dressed in army fatigues at the end of War Pigs and Ozzy chopping its head off with a sword.

"For me now, hearing one good IM song is great, it gets the pulse up, but an entire album is a slog to get through."

"For me now, hearing one good IM song is great, it gets the pulse up, but an entire album is a slog to get through."

Thanks for clearing that up – i was wondering that too since it didn't sound like they'd crossed into Mexico at all.