Me neither, and I'm a dude who had a fairly distant dad with whom I only ever talked about sports so it should have been right up my alley. Maybe if he'd built a giant ice rink in his corn field instead of a baseball diamond it would have meant more to me?

@ColdGottoBe:disqus That sums up my feelings about it exactly.
(although in all honesty, I just actually ate candy corn for the first time a couple of years ago, so I've only had about 10 pieces of candy corn in total)

@ColdGottoBe:disqus That sums up my feelings about it exactly.
(although in all honesty, I just actually ate candy corn for the first time a couple of years ago, so I've only had about 10 pieces of candy corn in total)

No mention of fIREHOSE?
fOR SHAME, av cLUb.

No mention of fIREHOSE?
fOR SHAME, av cLUb.

@avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus
Wait, whippet addicts? Like those miniature greyhounds?

@avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus
Wait, whippet addicts? Like those miniature greyhounds?

That reminded me of this gem from NOFX:

That reminded me of this gem from NOFX:

Yeah, I think I was introduced to them on that Bad Religion tour too. I know I bought "1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours" (or whatever that comp was called) before Dookie came out and I was shocked when they suddenly hit the big time a few months later.

Yeah, I think I was introduced to them on that Bad Religion tour too. I know I bought "1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours" (or whatever that comp was called) before Dookie came out and I was shocked when they suddenly hit the big time a few months later.

Yeah, I avoided them for years based on the stupid name and had to kick myself in the ass once I finally heard them.

Yeah, I avoided them for years based on the stupid name and had to kick myself in the ass once I finally heard them.

Man, I LOVE that Goats album… the political jabs sound ridiculously dated now but it's a neat time capsule of shit that was pissing people off in 1992.

Man, I LOVE that Goats album… the political jabs sound ridiculously dated now but it's a neat time capsule of shit that was pissing people off in 1992.

Meat Puppets were and are awesome, but were never from Seattle.

Meat Puppets were and are awesome, but were never from Seattle.

Could this article GET any more hits?

Could this article GET any more hits?

You used to be able to buy a shaker of that stuff (like the parmesan shakers)… I think it was actually made by Kraft so it was probably exactly the stuff that comes in a box of KD.
My parents always had it in the house when I was a kid – the only thing I ever used it for was to add to scrambled eggs which was fucking…