"Lightning Crashes" by Live is my favourite pop song featuring the word "placenta"!

"Lightning Crashes" by Live is my favourite pop song featuring the word "placenta"!

*proudly tapes it to cubicle wall*

*proudly tapes it to cubicle wall*

At a company where I used to work we were awarded (and I shit you not) paper cut-outs of hands with "Gimme 5!" printed on them for acts of outstanding achievement in the field of excellence. We were supposed to post all of the Gimme 5s we'd accumulated at our desks so everyone else could see how awesome we were and be…

At a company where I used to work we were awarded (and I shit you not) paper cut-outs of hands with "Gimme 5!" printed on them for acts of outstanding achievement in the field of excellence. We were supposed to post all of the Gimme 5s we'd accumulated at our desks so everyone else could see how awesome we were and be…

I guess since around here department stores are generally part of a mall I didn't make the distinction, but you're right either way – they never leave that one store for the mall proper.

I guess since around here department stores are generally part of a mall I didn't make the distinction, but you're right either way – they never leave that one store for the mall proper.

To be honest I actually prefer raspberries over the blackberries but someone gave us the blackberry bush (cane? shrub? I don't know what it technically is) a few years ago and we planted it.
I'm pretty limited on space or I'd definitely plant some raspberries too (although they seem to send out tendrils via their…

To be honest I actually prefer raspberries over the blackberries but someone gave us the blackberry bush (cane? shrub? I don't know what it technically is) a few years ago and we planted it.
I'm pretty limited on space or I'd definitely plant some raspberries too (although they seem to send out tendrils via their…

How about the Father Ted Christmas episode where he leads a platoon of priests out of Ireland's largest lingerie section Vietnam-style?

How about the Father Ted Christmas episode where he leads a platoon of priests out of Ireland's largest lingerie section Vietnam-style?

Blackberries are crazy…. i have one in my backyard and it shoots out these 15 foot long tendrils with roots on the end that take hold everywhere. I've had to pull them out of planters, the cracks between patio stones and my daughter's sandbox. But yeah, it's totally worth it – once you figure out how long you need to…

Blackberries are crazy…. i have one in my backyard and it shoots out these 15 foot long tendrils with roots on the end that take hold everywhere. I've had to pull them out of planters, the cracks between patio stones and my daughter's sandbox. But yeah, it's totally worth it – once you figure out how long you need to…

I was going to suggest the same thing… I bought one a few years ago (full disclosure: I work for an appliance company and I bought it for $5 at a company sale) but it makes really good bread and if you get one with a dough feature it will do all the mixing, kneading, rising and waiting for you and you can still bake…

I was going to suggest the same thing… I bought one a few years ago (full disclosure: I work for an appliance company and I bought it for $5 at a company sale) but it makes really good bread and if you get one with a dough feature it will do all the mixing, kneading, rising and waiting for you and you can still bake…

It's actually pretty easy (this despite the fact that I fucked it up last year – I got cocky and thought I could modify the recipe and ended up flying too close to the sun on wings of red pepper).

It's actually pretty easy (this despite the fact that I fucked it up last year – I got cocky and thought I could modify the recipe and ended up flying too close to the sun on wings of red pepper).

I think I've inadvertently discovered that AVC Food Club is going to be my favourite feature on this site.

I think I've inadvertently discovered that AVC Food Club is going to be my favourite feature on this site.