Kirk, it's spelled Arbour Day.

Kirk, it's spelled Arbour Day.

Don't be silly. Pizza Pizza is simply the Canadian House of Garbage (nothing they serve there can even charitably be described as pizza).

Don't be silly. Pizza Pizza is simply the Canadian House of Garbage (nothing they serve there can even charitably be described as pizza).

Back bacon is NOT ham, you philistine.

Back bacon is NOT ham, you philistine.

I was at a BBQ last weekend at the house of a fellow-music-geek friend and a group of us were discussing artists we haven't seen yet but want to before we/they die. One of the other guests, who I'd never met before but up to that point had seemed like a very nice lady said "You know who I'd really like to see? That…

I was at a BBQ last weekend at the house of a fellow-music-geek friend and a group of us were discussing artists we haven't seen yet but want to before we/they die. One of the other guests, who I'd never met before but up to that point had seemed like a very nice lady said "You know who I'd really like to see? That…

Agreed with @avclub-7706d2dc2da6837340effd985dc620b6:disqus … @EvelKareebel:disqus wins Stand Down so far.

Agreed with @avclub-7706d2dc2da6837340effd985dc620b6:disqus … @EvelKareebel:disqus wins Stand Down so far.

Mr Hooper was my first celebrity death and let me tell you, that was a motherfucker.

Mr Hooper was my first celebrity death and let me tell you, that was a motherfucker.

A few years ago I had to explain to a younger coworker (who grew up in Russia, so she had a pretty legitimate excuse beyond age to not know what the fuck I was talking about most of the time) that there was not one, but two sitcoms about African American little people being adopted by well-to-do white folks in the…

A few years ago I had to explain to a younger coworker (who grew up in Russia, so she had a pretty legitimate excuse beyond age to not know what the fuck I was talking about most of the time) that there was not one, but two sitcoms about African American little people being adopted by well-to-do white folks in the…

Yup, we've got a bunch of college interns here now and I'm amazed on a daily basis by how clueless they are about everything.

Yup, we've got a bunch of college interns here now and I'm amazed on a daily basis by how clueless they are about everything.

Yeah, for the past couple of seasons The Office has been our half hour dishwashing break in the Thursday night lineup.

Yeah, for the past couple of seasons The Office has been our half hour dishwashing break in the Thursday night lineup.

I'm betting it's Morgan Spurlock making a documentary about the effects on his health of wasting 9 years of his life filming employees at a paper company for some reason.

I'm betting it's Morgan Spurlock making a documentary about the effects on his health of wasting 9 years of his life filming employees at a paper company for some reason.