DENTAL PLAN!

DENTAL PLAN!

I don't think you'd be willing to pay the iron price.

I don't think you'd be willing to pay the iron price.

But if we didn't point out the errors in the comment section, how would anyone else find out how smart we are?

But if we didn't point out the errors in the comment section, how would anyone else find out how smart we are?

What, no fucking ziti?

What, no fucking ziti?

I guess this is more Rick Rubin's work than Danzig's, but can we talk about how fucking great the drums sound on the first two Danzig records?

I guess this is more Rick Rubin's work than Danzig's, but can we talk about how fucking great the drums sound on the first two Danzig records?

I guess this is more Rick Rubin's work than Danzig's, but can we talk about how fucking great the drums sound on the first two Danzig records?

At the risk of stepping on that other guy's toes – more like Brown-holer, amirite?

At the risk of stepping on that other guy's toes – more like Brown-holer, amirite?

I've never understood the idea of "introducing" someone new to a series like LOTR by starting anywhere but the beginning. Is the plan that you're going to somehow trick this person into watching the entire trilogy without them realizing it?

I've never understood the idea of "introducing" someone new to a series like LOTR by starting anywhere but the beginning. Is the plan that you're going to somehow trick this person into watching the entire trilogy without them realizing it?

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I actually listened to a Platinum Blonde album recently (the one with "Standing in the Dark" – which Google tells me was also the name of the album) and came to the conclusion that with a not-terrible singer it would have been pretty good. There was some interesting…

@avclub-52883377da5367bc9205062d52c08dbc:disqus
I actually listened to a Platinum Blonde album recently (the one with "Standing in the Dark" – which Google tells me was also the name of the album) and came to the conclusion that with a not-terrible singer it would have been pretty good. There was some interesting…

Just this weekend I saw a kid in my complex trying to use a bulldozer and a dump truck as roller skates. It did not end well.

Just this weekend I saw a kid in my complex trying to use a bulldozer and a dump truck as roller skates. It did not end well.

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Heh… I saw Platinum Blonde and Honeymoon Suite at Canada's Wonderland when I was around that age. I'm not sure which one of us had lamer taste.