Not Wanted on the Voyage
An "edgy" retelling of the Noah's Ark story almost sounds like an adaptation of this:

I might be weight-ist or unflattering-haircut-ist, but I don't see how race comes into this discussion.

Watch out for snakes!

For the record, I instantly felt bad about posting that.
It's true though.

You know who DOES look like Grimace?

I saw him join Dinosaur Jr on stage last year in Toronto to sing "Chunks" during the encore. It was pretty fucking awesome.

I loved the title track from "Life Like" (heard it on a Merge records sampler) but was kind of underwhelmed with the rest of the album. I'll probably still check this out though, because there's always a chance there's something as good as that one song on this record.

My human ladybug will disgust and repulse you all!

I bought a used Chicago record for $2 recently and there was an iron-on "Chicago" decal inside. I haven't ironed it onto a shirt yet.

Presuming that 'squatches ARE real and endangered, why would it be necessary to kill one? Wouldn't it be more valuable to shoot one with a tranquilizer gun and examine it while alive?

WE CARE A LOT!

I was really anal about keeping my toy worlds separate…. that meant Star Wars guys never interacted with He-Man guys or even GI Joes (despite the fact that Star Wars and Joe figures were roughly the same size, the SW guys were at an unfair disadvantage because their limbs weren't articulated).

I prefer mine to begin with Das-

"I told you I was sick"

I have the Run DMC version on my iPod (along with a bunch of other tracks from "Raising Hell" and "King of Rock") so I've definitely listened to it in the past 18 years, and I prefer it over the original.

At least he's still entirely useless on the PP. The greater injustice would have been if he started to SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK once he got to Boston.

Thanks for the input, Micki… but believe me, the beard is an improvement over my non-bearded face. It gives me the much-needed illusion of a chin.

Apparently playoffs are still going in some cities, but here in Toronto we barely remember what that word means.

Do you really find that a beard provides extra warmth? I've been bearded for a long-ass time now, but I don't remember my face being any colder before. I actually first grew out my beard while on a two week long camping trip in the summer and can't say I noticed it making my face hot…

I have a beard and only shave my neck a few times a week (usually every other day) so I may not be using the water properly, but how the fuck do you go through five gallons of water shaving? Is that 5 gallons a week? A month?