Rick Schroder's available too! What are the odds?

One of my favorite film-related memories happened back in the 90's, after I dozed off while watching something on Cinemax late one night. After being asleep for a couple hours, I was roused back to consciousness by the sound of a naked woman screaming while being bitten by a zombie, which some dude (Rupert Everett)…

Maybe for the funeral, but I'm going with Waits' "Step Right Up" when my will is read…

"Lay Me Low" by Nick Cave is the obvious choice…

Dave, I love you, but I'm not going to fucking Tinley Park for you. Sorry, man.

"The only good thing about music festivals is that they happen in deserts, swamps and mud bogs, far away from civilization so we don't have to hear about them"

Can hardly wait for "Expendables 7" with Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Brian Bosworth and Jeff Speakman.

Or he could dream about a terminally ill, sadomasochist unicorn being flogged mercifully to death…

A-yu-ka-wa…

Thanks for reminding me of the merciless teasing I received in kindergarten because of the image of Princess flying into action on the side of my "Battle of the Planets" lunchbox.

If anyone reads this article, checks out a couple of tracks and winds up (inevitably) obsessed with BoC , may I recommend your next steps after you've thoroughly soaked in Geogaddi and Music Has the Right to Children?

My best friend was so enamored with Jennifer Connelly in "Career Opportunities", he actually called into a radio show to profess the, er, deep feeling she provoked in him.

When I was 7 or 8, I was in luuuurve with Tootie from The Facts of Life.

I was going to post pretty much the same, exact thing.

"The Magnificent Ambersons", "Tokyo Story" or GTFO.

"This whole film looks like shit with the 3D added in, it's JAW DROPPING", Louis Letterier opined, and went on to state that "when I started working in the film industry, I didn't believe it when people told me it was a foul, soul sucking beast, devoid of any real understanding of the depths of human feeling, without…

Really, besides the headaches that have come from apocalyptic screams from users who imagine having to watch a test pattern, or god forbid, NETWORK TV, all weekend, I wonder if a major element in Netflix's series of decisions to limit public data is that it places them at a strategic disadvantage versus their…

Hmmm…family?

No one else wants to work for Planet Express?

Oh c'mon now, everyone knows it doesn't matter if you drink your pee or not.