Where do you work? Gas station? Pet store? Chipotle?

Where do you work? Gas station? Pet store? Chipotle?

I'm enjoying these.  But I'll be honest, I'm an Orbit man.  Used to be 5, but that was too much gum.

I'm enjoying these.  But I'll be honest, I'm an Orbit man.  Used to be 5, but that was too much gum.

What? Ohh… ha.  I get it. You're right, my understanding of the situation was completely backwards!

What? Ohh… ha.  I get it. You're right, my understanding of the situation was completely backwards!

So just a cover of Joan of Arc's "White Out", then?

So just a cover of Joan of Arc's "White Out", then?

Interesting.  So Dylan named himself after the street he grew up on?  Despite living in MN for basically my entire life, I've never been to Hibbing.  However, whenever I drive up north to go spend a weekend on a lake, I can really only listen to early Dylan records.  Those songs sound just like gray, sparse woods and…

Interesting.  So Dylan named himself after the street he grew up on?  Despite living in MN for basically my entire life, I've never been to Hibbing.  However, whenever I drive up north to go spend a weekend on a lake, I can really only listen to early Dylan records.  Those songs sound just like gray, sparse woods and…

I disagree, Cookie Monster. True Lies is a bit clunky at times, but I think it's heart is mostly in the right place.  Watching the trailers for the new Bourne and Bond movies before Batman, I kept thinking about how serious they are.  And while they'll probably turn out ok, will most likely just be exhausting by the…

I disagree, Cookie Monster. True Lies is a bit clunky at times, but I think it's heart is mostly in the right place.  Watching the trailers for the new Bourne and Bond movies before Batman, I kept thinking about how serious they are.  And while they'll probably turn out ok, will most likely just be exhausting by the…

I haven't watched the show yet, but I'd like imagine it sounds a bit like "Toad Beery".

I haven't watched the show yet, but I'd like imagine it sounds a bit like "Toad Beery".

I have a feeling you're over-valuing the haircut.  I keep mine unkempt with a $5 pair of scissors i bought 10 years ago.  At my current rate, it's about a 12.5 cent haircut.  But I don't live in NYC, so adjust for the cost of living, I guess.

I have a feeling you're over-valuing the haircut.  I keep mine unkempt with a $5 pair of scissors i bought 10 years ago.  At my current rate, it's about a 12.5 cent haircut.  But I don't live in NYC, so adjust for the cost of living, I guess.

The Simpson's : "Jeebus"
Breaking Bad (I still watch, but…): Whenever someone not Walt or Jesse is on screen and/or the overly tacky suburban life jokes.  I get it, Vince.

The Simpson's : "Jeebus"
Breaking Bad (I still watch, but…): Whenever someone not Walt or Jesse is on screen and/or the overly tacky suburban life jokes.  I get it, Vince.

The Simpson's : "Jeebus"
Breaking Bad (I still watch, but…): Whenever someone not Walt or Jesse is on screen and/or the overly tacky suburban life jokes.  I get it, Vince.

Dyslexic Heart > Runaway Train