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i managed to find it all on Youtube a few years ago. Someone was nice enough to put the entire thing up in 5 minute increments, so there were about 36 parts. That probably didn't help make anymore sense of it. it was a good way to spend a couple days at work, though. i would say it's about as close to what you'd

Tim Meadows is all…
"Hey man, I got FIVE kids to feed!"

Off the air
I'll be taking off two days of work without pay next week, too. Do a Newswire about me!

There's gonna be a claymation episode?!?
Uh, like, spoiler alert. It's not like I wasn't going to watch it a day later on Hulu anyway, geez.

let's talk about being skinny
as a consistently thin and tallish man, i can say i prefer AA t-shirts to any other t-shirt i've ever had (except a 2 pack of black Fruit-o-the-loom tees i got for a dollar once at the grocery store, those lasted until they were mere shreds). people think because you're skinny you've got

uh clem wins. I say live it, or live with it.

I don't miss the show. I own the DVD's.

Really?
I don't know. I don't think it's him. This really sounds like my old boss. The voice, his women troubles, his occasional racism, it's all there. He had a lot of troubles. Sounds exactly like him.

phew
Here I thought I'd missed it. I can't stay up that late anymore. And besides, after Leno I'm all laughed out.

I've seen 85. Good job Yahoo!. I was concerned this would be a mostly terrible list. Turns out it's like all lists: slightly terrible in parts, confusing with it's omissions in others.

Last Temptation of Christ
Jesus could walk right off that cross… and into our hearts.

ahh, to be young again…
I sure spent a lot of time playing 1080 on the N64 and listening to In It For The Money my freshman year of college. That was a good time had by all. Now I don't play any video games or listen to any music. Let that be a lesson to you kids.

I understand Criterion is working on a Blu-Ray for The Thin Red Line. I would buy a BR player, a new TV and a proper stereo system for that.

Isn't Jackie Brown an homage to 70's movies of varying quality, too?

Best Birthday Movie Ever
This came out right around the time of my birthday. Me and my friends drove out to the Crown Village in Skokie (for some reason) and had a blast. A great way to spend 3 hours. Though, I remember being bored for a little while with Death Proof, only because everything leading up to it was

I was gonna say 1979, but then I figured all the young kids would get bored with this thread before they go way down here.

That was some good corn.

Maybe it was Widmore's plot all along to get him to Australia. Alan Dale is from New Zealand, but he did play an Australian ambassador on Conchords. That would mean Jacob and the Man in Black are Bret and Jemaine and, I guess, the island is Murray. Of course!

Franchise
This movie could go on forever, especially if they start driving the car far enough into the grass. Or until they switch to a boat, then it gets tough and he'll probably blow up.

I don't know about always perfectly cooked throughout. The last time I went to Kuma's was on my birthday last year and my burger ( I believe it was the Minotaur) was pretty red in a couple spots. Much later, I was on the floor of my bathroom, hugging the toilet. Of course, I also had like eight Jack & Gingers that