Hey, the Germans like everyone…because they're constitutionally obligated to do so!

Well, Apes-Ma, I was actually referring to both the terrible MASH sequel and the terrible Vietnam war. So you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Well, Apes-Ma, I was actually referring to both the terrible MASH sequel and the terrible Vietnam war. So you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

I didn't much care for its sequel/spinoff though.

I didn't much care for its sequel/spinoff though.

I agree, it's a very poor and insulting generalization. I went to a state school, and I knew lots of people who enjoyed Tosh.0 and did spectacularly at one of the nation's top 5 engineering school.

I agree, it's a very poor and insulting generalization. I went to a state school, and I knew lots of people who enjoyed Tosh.0 and did spectacularly at one of the nation's top 5 engineering school.

See, I know people, when they say "frats" and "fratbros" mean a very specific subset of the college culture that is all to unfortunately played up on tv shows and movies, but it still irks me because it leads people to assume things if they find out I was in a fraternity. It was an all-engineering fraternity. We were…

See, I know people, when they say "frats" and "fratbros" mean a very specific subset of the college culture that is all to unfortunately played up on tv shows and movies, but it still irks me because it leads people to assume things if they find out I was in a fraternity. It was an all-engineering fraternity. We were…

Heir in ze AV Club, Jokes sind immer verboten!

Heir in ze AV Club, Jokes sind immer verboten!

Aww man, They always show Vaughn at Blackhawks games and I really try to apologize for him, but jeez man.

Aww man, They always show Vaughn at Blackhawks games and I really try to apologize for him, but jeez man.

Because Christian Fundamentalists compare everything they don't like to Satan?

Because Christian Fundamentalists compare everything they don't like to Satan?

Awesome.

Awesome.

Yes. Yes it should be.

Yes. Yes it should be.

Happy nerd moment: The script on the ultimate-gift design bore a strong resemblance to quenya elvish Feanorian script.