I think that was an aerosol can and a cigarette lighter, but yeah, I could do with a bit less glossiness. What can you do, though? It's a post-Matrix, post-Sin City world nowadays and the movie features characters that I'm guessing 98% of the population is completely unfamiliar with. They pretty much have to max…

Yep, yep and yep.

I will accept the validity of any of these lists as long as they have Rushmore first.

1. Good for him. Please the fanboys, first and foremost, then try to please the other 99.5% of the American moviegoing public.
2. Eh, they looked close enough for me. Find something else to bitch about.
3. A large part of what makes it too complicated to be a movie is the pirate comic book that was eliminated. …

I thought 300 was for shit, but at least Snyder seems to be trying to remain as true to the source material as possible, so I commend him for that. Whether it's going to be any good and whether this movie should even have been made at all, that's another matter. I have some hope that it'll be decent. Who knows, it…

Don't you mean Bruised Ass Hotel?

Puts Annie and her fans through the what?
That's "wringer." I know, I understand. The advent of clothes drying machines has made the term sort of archaic.

I will take my stab at it.

Suggestions for Sequels
The House of Many, Many Ways
The House of Many, Many, Many Ways
The House of a Shitload of Ways
The House Ways & Means Committee
Holy Shit, How Many Ways Does this Fucking House Have?

"treats punk as an ever-evolving, eternally relevant movement that keeps producing great bands and vital scenes"
Thanks for the warning. I was almost interested in seeing this.

Vegas Vacation
Marisol Nichols wins because she's fuckin' hhhhhot.

Imagine that…
A high concept Eddie Murphy vehicle, and it sucks. I didn't see that coming.

I reread that post three times and I still can't figure out what the fuck TiffanyLeigh's trying to say.

The Poitier/Berenger buddy movie is "Shoot to Kill," a prime bit of 80's action/adventure cheese. Clancy Brown's in it, so you know it's fuckin' awesome.

Cry_Wolf… Wasn't Paula Zahn in that movie? No, wait, that was Jon Bon Jovi.

I almost saw Never Cry Wolf
My parents took me to the movies to see it but I said I wanted to see some more kid-friendly PG movie instead. Then I sneaked into Hot Dog: The Movie. I can't say I regret it.

Deconstructing Harry
Saving Silverman
Raising Arizona
Losing Isaiah
Finding Nemo
Shooting Elizabeth
Educating Rita
Driving Miss Daisy
Guarding Tess

Hmph. Fuck you all.

Hey, kids! How many of these types of movie titles can you name? I'll start off with a few easy ones.

It is time…
…to declare a moratorium on movie titles that consist of a present participle verb form followed by a person's (more often than not a female's) name.