And the rotting corpse of John Candy will play Chris Berman. He will occasionally call Farve a "warrior."

How about scrotee?

You telling me Picasso didn't get shit-plowed? Or Van Gogh? I think you can be a painter and a drunk, as long as you have a few pops whenever the shakes start coming. Or so I would imagine…

whoa
it really was chaotic stabbing someone 23 times. First it was all like "man, there's a lot of blood" and then it was "she's screaming a bunch" and then I was like "man, I need a reuben and a beer after all this chaos."

One of thew reasons I love TGN and DS9 is that seemingly horrid characters turn into complete and interesting characters. Keiko may be the strongest example but I would also put Nog in that category. Who else can y'all think of?

Didn't Kunis pull some sort of shenenigans to get her job on "That 70's show" because she was underage.

Apparently, anything involving time travel will end up on the AV Club's dreaded "worst of" list, so I don't expect any crossover episodes. What waste…

I hope
this makes Craig James look like an ass. 'Cause he is. Fucking burro.

I would tend to agree. However, whenever I feel hopeless about the state of sports writing, I go over SI.com and read an old Joe Posnanski column. Love that dude.

Savage and Stark
Am I the only one who would totally watch the shit out of a movie starring Bradley Whitford and Gary Cole as cops bustin' some punks?

Has anyone watched the "Wonderworks" productions of these stories recently? I loved them(and the books) as a kid, but I suspect my enjoyment might not hold up.

""The objectivist atheist television viewer." I must say, I'm curious-
What exactly do you like about Community if that's what you are? The show obviously wears its heart on its sleeve(I could point to any number of eps, but the "secret garden" parody was especially sweet and pointless and has been done a million…

For the rest of my life, I will be dressing up as a Christmas Pterodactyl to all holiday parties.

It was no "Legends of the Hidden Temple," I'll give you that.

I can't disagree with any of these points, though I would point out that all of the ladies looked nice at the wedding this evening.

I'll admit I skimmed most of this-but I'm astonished that this conversation is still going on. I guess my one question to HdB is whether he's actually tried to plumb the depths of your co-workers and their tastes. I've found that some of my best interactions with co-workers have taken place when we've discovered…

Just the simple delivery every time he entered a room was so sweet

I stood up and cheered when I realized Kurt was going to sing "Rose's Turn."

hmm…stolen internet connection very slow…hulu saddly ineffective.

Torn and late to the party…
I'm late to the Chuck party…a House watcher since the beginning. House is obviously non-essential, yet I can't quite break the habit. Convince me, Chuck fans.