Correct.

You're not pretentious at all.

You're not pretentious at all.

Everyone who replied to me here is pretentious.

Everyone who replied to me here is pretentious.

This list is more like "Best movies scavenged off Netflix after spending 20 minutes trying to find anything decent to watch there."

This list is more like "Best movies scavenged off Netflix after spending 20 minutes trying to find anything decent to watch there."

Damn, this is definitely the most pretentious movies of the year list for 2012. I haven't even heard of half of these things.

Damn, this is definitely the most pretentious movies of the year list for 2012. I haven't even heard of half of these things.

This is season one still? I'm pretty sure this is season two. I don't think this was a repeat either, or my DVR wouldn't have recorded it. Why is the reviewer saying this is the last episode of season one? I'm so confused. Eh, who cares. I love this show! The girl from Breaking Bad is a comedy genius. Her face!…

This is season one still? I'm pretty sure this is season two. I don't think this was a repeat either, or my DVR wouldn't have recorded it. Why is the reviewer saying this is the last episode of season one? I'm so confused. Eh, who cares. I love this show! The girl from Breaking Bad is a comedy genius. Her face!…

The blonde girl from 24 was hilarious with that wrapping addiction! i love this show.

The blonde girl from 24 was hilarious with that wrapping addiction! i love this show.

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is on a 3-year crime spree and remains on the loose. American justice! USA! USA!

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is on a 3-year crime spree and remains on the loose. American justice! USA! USA!

Good season, but I hate the finales of this show. So corny and full of douche-chills. And then Denise turned all cunty for no reason. That was weird. I guess she deserved the win.

Good season, but I hate the finales of this show. So corny and full of douche-chills. And then Denise turned all cunty for no reason. That was weird. I guess she deserved the win.

I'm so glad I can cancel Showtime now. I'll probably pick it up again when season 3 starts, but I can't say I'm really looking forward to it. This episode was ok, this season was great, but for some reason I don't feel like going through this new stage of the show.

I'm so glad I can cancel Showtime now. I'll probably pick it up again when season 3 starts, but I can't say I'm really looking forward to it. This episode was ok, this season was great, but for some reason I don't feel like going through this new stage of the show.

This is the best that podcasts have to offer? Those annoying Sklar twins? Paul Tomkins? Doug Benson? Two random dudes talking about how fascinating their stupid lives are? The dude from Talking Dead? NPR? A sex columnist? I'm shocked that people actually download these things and listen to them for hours. Jay Mohr has…