I haven't seen anything but the pilot, but I was male-gaze-eye-rolling back then ("But those dancers were clearly gay!" the AV Club commentariat yelled at me). I just randomly checked the comments on this one and suddenly I feel vindicated.

Also
"The Muskrat Takes A Slow Boat To China"
"My Potroast is Ready"

Social networking thing. I don't really get it either.

Alternate Title Suggestions: 
"Some people are me".
"Next time we say ‘Hi."
"If My Friends Could See Me Now"
"Makin' Whoopee"

This is going to make an excellent background song for the final act of a TV drama one day.

It's not a true meal without Horker Loaf.

There is an internet recipe for it, but obviously the internet rarely gets that right.

It's Wing-gardium White-Collar-osa, not White-Collar-Oh-Sah.

@avclub-45543849d625055bbb097f660db18533:disqus I feel like that was a bad statement. He was the one consistent source of laughs, and I did enjoy the small town stuff very much… for the most part, it obviously didn't all land. I find Gilmore Girls highly entertaining, but Kirk was generally the guaranteed vocalised…

I feel like @avclub-7f7e803ee2d1481fd805f34086a52c37:disqus would respond to this best, given that teen-responses-to-cultural-input seems to be her jam, yo.
… And I'm never saying those words again.

But DID Barney do that play? HOW DID THE CAPTAIN KNOW ABOUT IT? WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN IN THE BLACK LODGE CAPTAIN'S BEDROOM?

@avclub-e5b4fef159d90a480b1961cef89a17b7:disqus Precisely. The TV standard means people can overlook the simple fact that sometimes people just don't go there with other people. That can't possibly happen, they must be repressed lesbians. I'd be as happy for LesbiMel as I would be for StrongIndependantMel.

Which I still maintain is backwards. The code for "In a few weeks, I'm coming out!" should always be something gayer than 'rejecting a guy'. Straight girls do that every day on television. Sexuality isn't a twist, what a show does with it is. I realise that's not what you're implying, but I feel like if the show were…

I said Good Day!

I'm a Truly!
Oh…

Sean Gunn? Never on TV again?
For once, we disagree, good sir. Good day to you.

@avclub-7f7e803ee2d1481fd805f34086a52c37:disqus But don't you know? Pairing characters off creates ~drama~ and that's ~good~.

She put herself on bed-rest as a precaution and immediately became restless. Bit of a logic jump though, because it should actually be important about now.

Oh, I know what you're saying. And I totally get the vibe. I know from experience those are standard deflective quips. I made enough of them myself. It's just, I feel like if the show was actually planning on going there, we would have had some more pointed lingering glances by now. We've seen enough Cozette/Mel (oh…

Of course Melanie could be a lesbian, but it's like asking if Paris Gellar could have been a lesbian in the first season of Gilmore Girls (I had a small discussion about Melanie in the comments when I shared my own reservations about the relatively Picket Fence-y worlds of ASP over here: http://theorypop.tumblr.com……