[runs in]

It’s narcissism and deflection. Notice how much it resembles Trump’s manner of speaking. A way to distance one’s actions from the subject at hand while still making it all about themselves.

Yes, just digging a network of tunnels underneath a gigantic city that’s also prone to earthquakes. No need for much oversight there. 

You went to the ends of the galaxy and back, and got turned into a giant salamander along the way for your troubles. I’d say you earned it!

Hell, can’t have a Jalopnik driving song list without this one:

Let’s look a little closer ...

I was at that show and everything about it, including this rant, was magnificient.

“...sans permis regulations...”

“What’s the deal with all the feral dogs?” is my new mantra.

“... Allen Crabbe, Moe Harkless, Evan Turner, Meyers Leonard, and Festus Ezeli...”

Peternity leave sounds like a Family Guy gag.

I think today broke me with the pictures of Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the Oval Office. I just can’t keep up with this anymore and retain my sanity. Let me know how 2018 goes.

Yep, keep in mind that Nixon never went below 25%, and that was all the way up to and including his impeachment and resignation.

Good thing Hernandez didn’t live in Seattle:

One of Kelly O’s photos, I take it? Good on ya!

I know David Tracy was desperate to get his Willys road-worthy, but this is ridiculous.

It is really weird watching Parenthood from Gil’s perspective now.

Don’t forget, “Now is not the time for politics.”

Holy shit, fucking Lowtax? What the hell has that guy been up to lately?