Can’t remember who said it, but, “If Nick Offerman drowned and was pulled out of the water the next day.”

“Or I’m having a stroke...”

You meant to say, the “raid planned and rejected under the Obama administration”, right? 

Fuck all these people.

Huh. It’s almost as if our political and social structures have deep-seated cultural barriers constructed in such a way as to prevent women’s independence and advancement! Who knew?

You just wrote The Crown Season 4.

“I’m gonna...rinse out the stink of this guy. “

I bet she didn’t even smile when he said it!

In the Midwest? They could have been mistaken for the mayor, or town healer.

Xbox Live and Steam Chat

The emotions of Michael Shannon, ranked:

Remember when a Malick movie was a big deal? Now he’s churning them out like hotcakes.

No Jim Ward = Not ATDI

I like most everything from the Odd Future crew other than Tyler the Creator himself. Frank Ocean, Syd, Mellowhype are all cool.  

I’m imagining something like Robert Blake’s character in Lost Highway:

*Seattle-area NBA fans continue screaming into the nameless void*

That would actually be an interesting analysis. How many O-linemen and TEs have played in front of Brady, and what’s the average length of their careers?

Harris-Baldwin 2020. He could troll Republicans on SNL weekly.

Hmm, let’s see how this plays out: