Yeah, why would you GoPro a conversation with your mom?

But, Maureen Dowd is a neurotic dope, so...broken clocks and all that?

I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice.

If you look closely, you can see the exact moment when Jerry Sanduksy began raping children in the shower!

“But what does he really want?”

The Wazzu of the NFL.

This. Hell, they just figured out Lucy died falling out of a tree!

There was definitely a time in the ‘90s where wearing Seahawks gear got you made fun of.

Man, that’s a terrible poster. Nothing will live up to the triumph of this:

“I’ve had one of my cats come up and head-boop me right in the middle of things.”

It’s ok, he’s just visiting from a parallel universe.

*Immediately starts punching*

Wow, too bad. I think these are awesome; however, the other commenters’ suggestion for vanilla cookies rather than chocolate seems pretty solid.

The best description of Adams I’ve read so far is, “Adam Morrison with Marfan Syndrome”.

This must be a record for shortest interval between a WYTS entry and one of its predictions coming true. Granted, it wasn’t Drew himself, but:

You’re referring to Hope Solo, I assume.

“Now you have to take stories like that with a grain of salt[...]”

Yep, my dad had a Ford Courier that was half-rust when he bought it. I remember being like 6 and able to pull the passenger fender off the frame.

They didn’t care that he had dementia and always forgot to put in his teeth!