Yeah, Corgis actually aren’t very adept at the whole swimming thing. Stubby legs + no tail = doggie version of the Costa Concordia.

So many dead orangutans.

Well, I certainly hope you apologized to them, being a good Canadian and all!

Now I’m envisioning Girl Scouts selling tampons outside grocery stores and they’d probably rake in zillions and WHY ISN’T THIS A THING NOW?!?

The important thing to remember is that almost none of them will actually vote.

Damn, now there’s a 6"x4" box of smarm permanently burned into my monitor.

“Manya died! Manya DIED!”

That sounds like:

That’s not how you acquire knowledge, guys.

How about Kemp/Payton and the ‘96 Thund...err...Sonics?

Hey, that doesn’t spell Benghazi!

Rabbit, I think?

You can guarantee Colon was definitely involved. Oh...you’re talking about the lawsuit.

RIP Osha.

“When the kid’s ready, I’ll happily step aside.”

Am I the only one who hates the “Something McSomething” meme? Very lazy.

Well, it’s true that science isn’t their strong suit.

Tangentially, Dinosaurs was fucking awesome.

“Seven.”

I’m beginning to believe this more and more.