Do you have kids, or friends/family with kids, under the age of, say, 14? They’re all playing Minecraft. All of them. That’s not an exaggeration.

He may be under 40, and relative to most folks that age is still in great shape, but underneath the surface is the body of a 60-65 year-old that’s just waiting to fall apart. See also: Tiger Woods. At this point he’s as fragile as a Faberge egg.

I would love to see his explanation for ducking into the metal detector to a TSA agent.

Not after he’s finished with the pie.

You could, but what's the fun in that?

...and Hank Hooper, a really underrated 30 Rock character, as well.

Last night I flew into LAX and walked from the plane to baggage claim listening to ‘Across 110th Street’ in my earbuds. I am nowhere near as fabulous (nor female) as Ms. Grier, though.

Charlemehgne?

“I suspect that maybe you might say no, and yet...I also feel like maybe...you wouldn’t dare.”

“I’m an old man...I get confused!”

“I’ll tell you what has happened, these guys played Rotisserie baseball at Harvard or wherever the fuck they went and they thought they figured the fucking game out. They don’t know shit.”

“That kind of crazy only works in the creative field. It doesn’t work if I’m renting an apartment from you. I need you to be SANE if I’m signing a two-year lease on that shit.”

Rush told us how this would play out 35 years ago...

I see at least two pairs of non-awful things in that first screencap.

It’s Jonathan from Buffy. Muffugga is Jonathan.

And now that Seinfeld’s on Hulu, you don’t even need to sit through the evening news anymore!

Fair point, this is true. I guess for me the approach just got stale. Last night at the library I flipped through his latest a bit; seemed to be the same type of stufff he’s always done, wacky names, silly self-deprecation, playing-to-the-middle politics, etc. Not bad I guess, just nothing I can’t already find in the…

Yeah...that guy’s scary.