Yo dawg, I heard, etc. etc....

Sploosh-ception.

“We saw Jane topless... “

“I’m about 30 hours into the game, and I’ve done, I think, one or two main quests...”

“Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!”

It is fitting, since Andy Dalton looks like a grown-up Scott Farcus.

Yeah, they should have made a separate attribute for hunger, just to raise the stakes a bit.

Love Eichner, can’t stand Klausner for one bit. The “Jaded Gen-Xer” look went stale about 10 years ago.

+1 screen door

He’s got this look about him:

Idris Elba and Monica Bellucci? Yes please.

Nothing has ever followed the line “That’d be a cool band name” but a courtesy chuckle and then awkward silence.

Billy BirdUp.

I agree. I’m the last one to pine over ‘80s American automobile failboats but that looks pretty striking to me.

This is the mascot:

We should all strive to be more like Al Bourland anyway. In fact, he should be this site’s mascot. The ultimate Adequate Man.

Perhaps we can take some small comfort in the likelihood of CTE debilitating him at some point in the next 20-25 years.