Soundtrack by Autechture.

I think a big mark of “adulthood” is when you stop caring about other people’s drama.

...or Mike Leach.

And you named the dog Indiana?

Imagine if the Cards had won the Series this year!

My pick would’ve been Ronin. Still holds up as a classic car-action flick.

But it’s still too early in the season to determine how good the Warriors are, right?

Would you say...

Igoudala be all:

You have to blow in the cartridge to refill them.

You don’t want to see a manspreader’s broken window, that’s for certain.

Buffed using all-organic fabrics, slight odor, low miles. Asking $7500. Nice Price or Crack Pipe?

Craig Nettles agrees.

And they were goddamned right.

Ben Fields Fired? He can always go get a job down at Jackson Cannery.

TIL that Nazi Germany was completely fucked up.

That’s what Tom would tell you after a night of beer pong, too.

Took his cue from LA Story, I see.

“Surging Bortles” sounds like a particularly nasty GI disease.

Fu Manchu would be proud.