It’s already here, and it’s called The Flash.

This movie still rules hard; the plot making not one lick of sense actually gives it a bit of timelessness. Speaking of timelessness, that design era of Audi’s remains my favorite.

Next time, order an Old Spanish and see what happens.

I’d fuck you.

At least she didn’t write “obstinant”...

There’s also nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t play basketball, yet Air Bud sadly remains a fictional tale...sigh.

This is the weirdest Larry King monologue.

what is happening here because wow

“When I was in the 4th grade...”

Just remember...

Lord help me, I loved these things. Had an ‘89 and then a ‘96 in succession. Couldn’t tow more than a small rowboat, but they would take me anywhere I wanted, right up until their drivetrains each shit the bed 15 years into their respective lives.

They’re all in the greys and they’re all so, so, wrong.

Manfred, man, he is just blinded by the light; doesn’t he know that Shoeless Joe was just another runner in the night?

Consider The L ocation

So now Robert David Hall moonlights as a *real* coroner?

Kudos and a double-bird to All Over But The Sharting, who called this 2 1/2 years ago...

“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”

“...deeply unfunny...”