Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I’ll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit: I don’t get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I’m Mexican.
Rabbit: You’re not Mexican?

Fuck Notre Dame.

guy posting on jalopnik while sitting in traffic

Fuckin’ Vitamin R!

“...I’m a guy who did speed eating contests when I was young and stupid...”

Shouldn’t they be “thrown rolls”? The upscale version could be called, “Rolls, thrown”.

Courtesy of 30 Rock:

Porn is a flat circle.

Damn, this sucks. I just watched “The Gang Wrestles For The Troops” earlier today!

Needs more crying Hawkeye.

Ha, no doubt. Just had my 20-year HS reunion (I didn’t go), and the FB page was full of people posting up various dance/prom/graduation photos and all I could see was a bunch of little babyfaces playing dress-up with mom n’ dad’s wardrobes. At the time we thought we were soooo grown-up and sophistimicated though!

Honest question here from a non-Sacramentoan(?): What took you so long to come around on KJ? I feel like I’ve been reading this type of stuff about him forever.

Yeah, everyone knows a Range Rover is best for storing “tools”:

I see Ian Ziering drinks from the same elixer as Paul Rudd and Adam Scott.

+69 Limearitas