Tsk Tsk!

Death Certificate : Rated R :: The Predator : Songs For The Deaf

"It's not, 'Top Of The Muffin…TO YOU!'"

Craig Bierko is like the anti-Hey It's That Guy. Been in a million movies and TV shows, but still I wouldn't recognize him even after he walked up to me, introduced himself, handed me a headshot, and walked away. 5 minutes later, I would look at the picture and think, "Craig Bierko, eh? How do I know that name?"

"Caustically optimistic" seems to be an accurate description of Internet response to, well, anything.

Always sad when a promising young actress's career starts to sag. Loses its buoyancy, as it were.

@avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus : Slame!

Ain't that a shame?

He played a jewel thief, right?

I get all the tang I can stand at your mom's house.

2 Lies 2 Beneath

Trashcan Man shows up driving a golf cart with a nuclear bomb strapped to the back, and detonates it. The real twist, however, is shown after the credits, where we see that Harrison Ford was able to survive by jumping into an old fridge.

I would like to hear an audio loop of Chris O'Dowd pronouncing the word "Hulu", and then use that as a nice warm mental blanket under which I can safely, peacefully, fall asleep.

ha ha the caption for Davos:

@avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus , Ramsey Bolton agrees.

"Female authority figures want to have sex with me."

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus , no offense, my friend, but you seem to have more pop-culture holes than a block of Swiss cheese.

"Pedalstool?"

I feel like The Renaissance was the album that The Love Movement should have been.

*exasperated tone* My son's name is also Gurbanguly.