Deuteronomy 22:28-29. A virgin must marry her rapist. But don't worry, the father of the girl gets 50 shekels of silver so it's all good.

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President Trump everyone!

That sounds fantastic! Nice work.

Are you in Perth? I need to go there. I sell some wine from Margaret River and it's incredible. Plus, I know the girls there are smoking hot.

Welcome to the world of arranged marriages!

I had to make sure someone posted this. Thanks.

Let's reindeer this in before it gets out of hand.

Does starting a pun thread Cervidae purpose.

Big Book of Jewish Folklore.

I've been to around 40 countries including many in the Middle East and always said I was American. Never had anything other than a positive response and inquisitiveness. I always travel alone though, so that helps.

I have to relate a personal story here. Years ago, I was tending bar where the beer flows like wine. A man at the bar asks for a Bacardi and something. I tell him that I have many rums that don't taste like shit (or some such line). He seems displeased. He eventually finishes his one drink and hands me his card. Last…

And very, very tiny. Very!

Wait, you smuggle water into a theater? I feel bad about what I bring.

How did I not see this on the big screen?! I watched it at home (on a pretty big screen) and have perhaps never been more enthralled with an action movie.

Mrs. Potato Dick. Sorry to be pedantic, but these things are important.

I only remember three of those things, but I'm getting older.

I went to Grinnell as well. We drew Robert Reich, who did an outstanding job.

I'm in the wine and booze biz. That's pretty much the only thing I know.

Jesus. My buddy and I drank Night Train exactly once while listening to GNR in college. I'm surprised alcoholics don't quit cold turkey after drinking that shit.