Bourbon can be made anywhere in the US.

Ponderosa pine. OOO-ooo.

Yahweh provides instructions (unscientific, natch) on how to perform an abortion. Numbers 5:11-31. Somehow, this never comes up when the religious try to foist their beliefs on the public.

I agree. Greedy is jacking the price of a drug someone needs to live. This is music that one can choose to take or leave.

Sounds like you've been eating too many Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango.

"Blurst" was right there man.

Gogol Bordello played a free outdoor show here in March and it was a great mix from age 10 to 65, even on the rail. I love that.

The venue here is amazing, but ticket pricing is the band's ask divided by 450. This leads to some really expensive shows with too many old people. I like my crowds rowdy at rock shows. My friend had an extra ticket to ZZ Top (maybe around $175), but the crowd was way too old and staid.

I, like most people, know and really enjoy a lot of Blondie, but not to the tune of $85. I think I saw Slash for that price in this 450 capacity venue here, and that may have been one of the best shows I've ever seen.

How was Blondie? They played once here where the beer flows like wine, but were asking $85 a ticket so I didn't go.

I was just thinking of Homer's Starland Vocal Band tattoo because his reaction still cracks me up.

1. Metallica
2. Megadeth
3. AC/DC
4. Slayer
5. Anthrax
6. Slash
7. Gogol Bordello
8. Aerosmith
9. Velvet Revolver
10. Starland Vocal Band

You probably paid less than a dollar per flea!

Don't forget about Odin!

No, I get it. I can only watch my team (Rockies). Playoff baseball can be pretty exciting.

You're thinking of soccer.

In the Propane District (I was too lazy to edit the Hammock District quote).

Well, I'm all out of ideas.

Simply show a picture of Tilda Swinton to Wolfgang and then assess the relative turgidity of his penis. It couldn't be any simpler.

1.5 oz of booze in a Bloody Mary? That's adorable.