[Tag] You're it.

Vitellus more.

Frank Reynolds is an all-time classic character. May he never die.

More like thimble-ing.

Thank you. Caring about one's country consists of acts big and small attempting to improve the lives of its citizens, not singing before sporting events.

I grew up in a town of around 1500, and this is very true. But also, families noticed when another family wasn't in attendance. Social pressure is still a reason religion hangs around. If any of those churchgoers actually bothered to read the entire Bible they'd start sleeping in on Sundays.

Hardwired sounds like it could be from Kill 'Em All. Kicks ass.

I watched that this week with Duffwoman. Visually it's great, but not a damn thing seems to happen the whole two hours. What the hell Spielberg?!

The ring came off my pudding can.

Just drive backwards for 2,001 miles. Problem solved!

I'm trying to popularize "disirregardlessly."

I've eaten at that Pizza Hut after my Little League games back in the day!

I agree. I sell some mezcals, but they only truly shine in cocktails for me. I do enjoy tasting non-smoked mezcals neat to taste the flavors of different agave.

Senility doesn't discriminate.

Well it was worth it if they stopped shitting on your carpet.

Thanks for reminding me of those. Off to watch them all.

He was great on Curb Your Enthusiasm, I thought.

Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

Nice oblique Simpsons reference.

Boy, I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now.