Thanks for introducing me to scaphism. I somehow hadn't heard of that. Apropos of my new vocabulary, I have a wishlist of scaphism victims (the victims are all Congressional Republicans).

Are you Dane Cook's agent?

Is Eddie like a musician who has run out of ideas? It seems like a comedian could always have new ideas at least based on current events. Or, perhaps he just has enough money and doesn't care anymore.

A nice barley wine and evening college football in November is such a great combination.

Being awful to people is part and parcel of why the internet exists.

Christ, when will these pun threads ever cease?

Eloi, eloi, lama sabachthani?

Try using them as a topper in cocktails. They're excellent for that as I find them overly sweet by themselves.

They sound as smart and self aware as our right wingers.

I believe they are still using purchased juice, but they do have stills now and may even have some booze in barrel at this point. But, as far as I know, they haven't bottled their own distilled and aged spirit yet.

I'm dealing with this with the new Duffwoman right now. I just realized why when I'm kissing you, you smell off. Your damn dog has been licking your face!

Four Roses is legit. They no longer sell juice (Bulleit Bourbon was Four Roses juice all along) and only make three Bourbons (they also bottle all ten recipes in cask strength, but those are harder to find).

Fun fact which you may know: W.L. Weller is the exact juice that becomes Pappy, just bottled earlier.

Try Del Professore. Superior.

I hear they've done an amazing job and are getting recognized more and more.

That's such a stupid joke. Thanks!

Or even "thinking."

Trump's penis, at best, could be compared to the size of an average clit.

Their way more worser.

That shoe duck was badass.